Toddler accidentally cursed himself into an identity crisis today.
He’s been crossing stuff out with chalk. He asked me to write his name for him, crossed it out, and had a panicked meltdown because he thought it meant he didn’t exist any more.
Every hour or so he asks me “am I [his name?]” and wants reassuring hugs.
I’m enjoying the implication that he was perfectly delighted with arbitrarily erasing things from existence until it affected him personally
toddler light yagami
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it
max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them
I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph
How is this website free
It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post
I pay dearly for every post.
stickers from “the instant button book” published by daylark press in the early 1970s
someone with a button maker needs to resurrect these right now immediately
vintage shitposting